ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I laugh literally out loud at an uncomfortable volume every time I see this

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3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

I spend most of my life thinking exactly this.

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When they invent flashing LED tattoo ink…

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danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

Me. Always me.

I laughed wayyy too fucking hard at this

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uniquelegend:

I just had to paint this.

Inspired by one of the Assassin Creed official artworks found here, except I made my own version that represents the Legend of Zelda. Link has finished his adventure, with Ganon slayed in the background (as you can see his orange mane in the rain), and the Master Sword rested in the ground beside Link as he falls to his knees, looking up into the sky as it starts to rain to wash the blood, pain and evil away.
I kinda wish we would get a Zelda game as mature as this, but it’ll probably never happen. So all I can do is draw the scenes for my own entertainment!

I am in love with this. I too hope for a grown-up Nintendo one day

babyeridan:

my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class

Whenever anyone asks me why I like Tumblr, I send them posts like this.

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One more month until the new ‘Arrested Development.’

thebluthcompany:

Just let that sink in for a minute.

Cannot contain my excitement

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cnidariacoccyx:

for real, be sure to tell someone that you love them today.

Love you, Jules

theonion:

Jesus, This Week: Full Report

No shit.